Cause I am Green


Ive never hated anyone as I hated you.
And Ive never missed anyone just as I miss you.
If I was born again… I would go after you. Again.


If I was born again…

I wouldnt remember anything.
Dude, thats sad.


Is it?

A ramp for handicapped people was built in a friends building.
Its something like a slide, but wider and with a railing.
They made is steep, so if a wheels chair has to go down by there, i think it will end on the sideway from the other side of the street.
And its ceramics!, You know thats slippery.
When kids get out from school near the place, you can see them all going to the little ramp for a daily quick sliding. ‘Weeeee!!!’ say everyone while they go down sliding in a surfer position.
I tried to do it on a rainy day, and i fell.
-I just fell in the slide out of your building…- i told to my friend wich i was going to see.
-Yeah… I fell too a few days ago.
-While doing what?
-I wanted to try the slide like the school kids, but i failed.
-Yep, i failed too…
-Did anyone see you?
-Luckily no, you?
-Yep, the doorwoman.
-And what did she tell you?
-That she fell too while trying to do the slide…

(May it be contagious?)


UFO’s

I always wanted an UFO to land on my backyard and to take me for a ride around the universe, letting me the mission of comunicating a universal peace message with the support from all governments and intergalactic comunities to do it.
What a shame I dont have a backyard! Not even a garden!


Sad

I swear the following dialogue i had with a friend some weeks ago, is totaly true. Black and true.

‘A’: Did you know about what happeed to ‘R’?
Me: He had and accident and had some trouble with his arm. Didnt he?
A: Yaa, but thats not all; they had to take it out!
Me: Damm!! Thats so sad!! I dont believe you!!
A: Ye, like 2 month ago… what a mess
Me: And how is he?
A: Am, pretty good after all. Hes doing therapy, its been two months…
Me: Did you see him?
A: Yes, actually, he went to my house yesterday
Me: WITH NO ARM?
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(No, actually he was carrying his arm in the bag, to show it to her)